11 Things That Happened More Than Five Years Ago This Week, Because Time Is An Illusion

11 Things That Happened More Than Five Years Ago This Week, Because Time Is An Illusion

    11 Things That Happened More Than Five Years Ago This Week, Because Time Is An Illusion

    Does Lorde’s album turning 7 mean my youth is officially over?

    Welcome to Pop Culture Anniversaries of the Week, where we take a brief break from 2020 and look back at simpler times every Friday. In this past week…

    1.

    Ten years ago, on Oct. 1, The Social Network was released in theaters.

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    Something something FUCK YOU FLIP FLOPS.

    2.

    Twenty years ago, on Oct. 2, Radiohead released their album Kid A.

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    Don’t say I don’t ever give you anything, Gen X.

    3.

    Fifteen years ago, on Sept. 27, Panic! at the Disco released their debut album A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out.

    Fueled By Ramen

    Might dig out my Panic! beanie from my mom’s garage in celebration.

    4.

    Seven years ago, on Sept. 27, Lorde released her debut album Pure Heroine.

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    Personal fact that nobody asked for: I listened to over a day’s worth of Lorde on Spotify in 2018. She only has two albums.

    5.

    Eight years ago, on Sept. 27, Rihanna released her single “Diamonds.”

    The Island Def Jam Music Group

    I thought this was like three years ago? Anyone else?

    6.

    Twelve years ago, on Sept. 26, Lady Gaga released her single “Poker Face.”

    Interscope Records

    P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-oker face.

    7.

    Seventeen years ago, on Sept. 29, Kill Bill: Volume 1 had its LA premiere.

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    Given how much I’ve been in my sweats this year, the Bride feels like a viable Halloween outfit.

    8.

    Sixteen years ago, on Sept. 27, Shark Tale had its NYC premiere.

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    Look how TINY Jaden is.

    9.

    Fourteen years ago, on Sept. 26, Leonardo DiCaprio was hanging with some Rolling Stones at The Departed premiere after party.

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    I don’t even have a snarky comment, this just looks very cool.

    10.

    Fourteen years ago, on Sept. 26, Click had its London premiere.

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    TBH, I thought I wept to this movie in ’03, but apparently not.

    11.

    Finally, seventeen years ago on Sept. 26, Simon Cowell launched a Pop Idol PlayStation 2 game.

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    Don’t worry — there was also an American Idol version.

    Do these all seem like just yesterday or a thousand years ago? LMK in the comments!

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