32 Of The Funniest “Bachelorette” Tweets From Last Night

32 Of The Funniest “Bachelorette” Tweets From Last Night

    32 Of The Funniest “Bachelorette” Tweets From Last Night

    Let the REAL season begin.

    FINALLY

    The Bachelorette

    All I can say is…. Clare and Dale are gone and Tayshia is here, and it truly feels like we have the energy of a whole new season of The Bachelorette . I mean, seriously, everyone else could feel that too, right?

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    Here are the best tweets from last night’s episode:

    1.

    Dear diary: I’m already doing a better job than Clare #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

    2.

    my boyfriend: “when #TheBachelorette has a better transition plan than the federal government”

    3.

    Sees the limo. Sees the first guy step out. #bachelorette #BacheloretteABC

    4.

    Why are these men so WONDERFUL #bachelorette #TheBachelorette

    5.

    Bennett not approving Noah’s mustache is truly one of the greatest moments of tonight’s episode #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

    6.

    STOP GIVING CLARE AND DALE TAYSHIAS AIRTIME #TheBachelorette #BacheloretteABC

    7.

    Me watching Clare cry that Dale “showed up” for the millionth time #BachelorNation #TheBachelorette

    8.

    When she says she wants babies after spending a total of 95 minutes together #BacheloretteABC

    9.

    Dale when Clare yelled “BABIES” after Chris Harrison asked what’s next #TheBachelorette

    10.

    Dale thinking he signed up for The Bachelorette when he actually signed up for Married with Children at First Sight #TheBachelorette

    11.

    Me on the phone with ABC customer service for wasting half of this episode on Clare and Dale #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

    12.

    All of America when Chris Harrison says we’re getting back to Tayshia after the break #TheBachelorette

    13.

    chris harrison having to referee men in speedos for the second time in 3 weeks #TheBachelorette

    14.

    I know there’s some drama going on right now, but honestly still thinkin’ about how Kenny the boy band manager wore his headband. A choice… #TheBachelorette

    15.

    *Eazy finally getting a date rose* Bachelor Nation: #TheBachelorette

    16.

    wow i kinda live for brendan and tayshia #bachelorette #TheBachelorette

    17.

    2020 is proud to replace “helicopter rides over exotic tropical islands” with “pony rides around a La Quinta Inn and Suites while Chris Harrison randomly pops up with snacks from the 7-eleven” #thebachelorette

    18.

    absolutely no one: chris harrison: #TheBachelorette

    19.

    Chris Harrison running to set off the fireworks for Tayshia and Brendan #TheBachelorette

    20.

    BREAKING NEWS: chris harrison is now in the hospital for his back injury from carrying the show #TheBachelorette

    21.

    Chris Harrison during this whole Tayshia Brendan date #TheBachelorette

    22.

    Brendan trying to get some alone time with #TayshiaAdams tonight going like… #TheBachelorette

    23.

    hearing Brendan speak so respectfully about his ex wife #TheBachelorette

    24.

    THAT’S IT IM ROOTING FOR YOU BRENDAN YOU PRECIOUS MUNCHKIN! #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

    25.

    Brendon and Tayshia are in love 😍 That’s a wrap, bring in the third #bachelorette #TheBachelorette

    26.

    Tayshia: “I am ready to go home with this man.” Bachelorette producers: “not again.” #TheBachelorette

    27.

    Tayshia: “I could go home with this man. Brandon is everything” Chris Harrison: #TheBachelorette

    28.

    Me calling ABC to never show Clare again after how she hurt Jason #TheBacheloretteABC #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

    29.

    Someone get this man to a therapist and away from all middle aged blondes #TheBachelorette

    30.

    Not enough Bennett in this episode #theBachelorette

    31.

    Petition for a new spinoff called Bennett in Paradise #TheBachelorette

    32.

    Me sleeping tonight after a peaceful episode of Tayshia as bachelorette #TheBachelorette

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