Everyone’s Talking About “The Queen’s Gambit,” So I Watched The Pilot And Here Are My Thoughts

Everyone’s Talking About “The Queen’s Gambit,” So I Watched The Pilot And Here Are My Thoughts

    “The Queen’s Gambit” Released On Netflix, So Of Course I Had To ~Check~ It Out

    They had me at Anya Taylor-Joy.

    Ever since I watched Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone as a wee babe, I’ve had an obsession with chess. Can I play? Not at all. But am I still fascinated by this high-stakes game of boxes and mini figurines? Abso-friggin’-lutely.

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    So, when I found out that Netflix was releasing a show about this woman from the ’50s who was the bomb.com at chess, I was immediately intrigued.

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    HOWEVER, when I found out that the series starred Emma’s Anya Taylor-Joy and Nanny McPhee’s Thomas Brodie-Sangster, I knew I had to watch this show posthaste.

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    Without further ado, here are my thoughts on the pilot of TQG:

    Before we jump in, here’s the synopsis that Netflix gives for The Queen’s Gambit:

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    OK, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that chasing pills with a nip of alcohol is NOT a good idea:

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    That being said, color ya girl INTRIGUED!

    2.

    Oh, no. Unnamed red-headed female is an orphan. Sad!

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    Update: Her name is Elizabeth.

    3.

    I’m REEEAAALLLYYYYY hoping this orphanage lady doesn’t turn out to be a trash human:

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    OH NO! Those are the pills she took in the beginning. I knew not to trust this lady:

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    OMG, Beth’s mom def killed herself:

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    LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

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    AHH, so the drugs help her see the chess board. I see where this is going…:

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    Name a more iconic duo:

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    Like, when I was her age, I barely knew how to play checkers.

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    “Don’t do it, girl. It’s not worth it.” “I’m not gon’ do it, girl. I’m just thinking about it.”

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    “I did it.”

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    If I had a nickel…:

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    WINNER WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER!

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    Side note, at the end of this pilot, am I gonna know how to play chess? Methinks so!

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    Nine-year-old chess prodigy. #TeamBeth!!

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    I stg, if they kill Beth’s mentor, Imma riot.

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    Fuckin’. Baller.

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    14.

    The look of utter disdain on this child’s face:

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    Beth was like, “I’d much rather have the money.”

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    TWO GAMES AT ONCE!! BALLER X 2!!

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    She literally plays the rest of the game without looking at the chess board. HER MIND! WE MUST LEARN FROM HER!

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    IF THIS WOMAN COMES FOR BETH AND MR. SHAIBEL’S MENTORSHIP, IMMA FLIP A TABLE!

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    17.

    Ah, yes. The state finally made it illegal to pump kids with tranquilizers, and now they’s tweakin’ for the goods!

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    THIS. IS. WHY. YOU. DON’T. GIVE. KIDS. DRUGS.

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    OK, I don’t like that Jolene gave her drugs, but I’d be lying if I said that the sentiment didn’t pull at my heartstrings:

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    I don’t blame the children! I blame the system!

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    My girl Beth is about to SCHOOL these boys! Today’s lesson? Chess, BITCH!

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    20.

    Beth is a savage:

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    Spoiler alert: She wiped the floor with these boys.

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    Beth, honey, those aren’t Tic Tacs:

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    Spoiler alert: She overdosed.

    Good golly, miss Molly! To say I’m hooked is an understatement. Needless to say, I will be watching Episode 2, and NOT just for Thomas Brodie-Sangster.

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